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Cassie And Rihanna's Porn War

Bobby Dazzler

11 May 2009

I've been watching this one closely, let me tell you. Either way, this story is so unoriginal, uninteresting, degrading and desperate I thought I'd write some shit about it whether my opinions are valid or not. The thing is, despite what Cassie says, us men will never get tired of seeing titties and the unscrupulous, male-infested media knows it.

For those who can't remember who Cassie is, it's really not that important. Just know she had a factory-made RnB hit tune a year or 2 ago, she is signed to Diddy's Bad Boy label, and everyone else too had forgotten who she was. However, recently pictures of her baring her flat chest surfaced on the interweb. Cassie Twittered that they were stolen from her computer and released for all to see. Gotta love the internet. Okay, I suppose it's understandable seeing as she desperately needs publicity and her singing talents are more or less on par with mine. I may read these stories filled with cynicism but at least we get to see another pair of tits. I'm not buying her album though.

Rihanna, surely someone who doesn't need any more exposure to the limelight, very soon after had even more explicit pictures of her released via the web by an unknown samaritan. These were better. The most exlicit pic did not show a face so it's unconfirmed whether it is her or not. But hey, it's yet another pair of well-rounded tits, so in our minds, damn sure it's her. This is where I laugh out loud though. Not to be outdone, barely 24 hours had passed and someone's been at Cassie's laptop again. I haven't had the pleasure of perusing this latest edition but I am assured they are Hustler-explicit. They were removed swiftly as it's alleged the copyright to the images belong to her record label. One website even went so far as saying Diddy himself took them and therefore owns them. She has an album coming out soon so obviously this will not hurt her album sales, and I for one, now remember who she is. I'm still not buying her album, and if poor sales is what's needed to see these A, B or C list mammaries, I say we all start illegally downloading. Christina Milian take note. I hope this battle of the boobs continues - it's certainly more entertaining than their music.

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